Greatest Moments

Listed below are some of the some of the greatest moments in the history of both the Kevin allegiance and the circus's history itself, in both quote form and otherwise.

Quotes

 * "Shut up and let me tuck you in!" - K-Evan, The Depths of Space-time


 * "Row row, fight the powah!" - OG Kevin, repeated


 * "Butts." - OG Kevin, repeated


 * "We done good, Kevin. We done good." - OG Kevin, 2013


 * "Fucking weeb." - Keevanoo, 2014


 * "Shuffle, shuffle; you're the one! Shuffle, shuffle, tons o' fun! What a wonderful way to bathe!" - Keevanoo, 2014


 * "Mushroom house dick." - Keevanoo, 2014


 * "Speaking of irrelevant segways, Paul Blart Mall Cop." - Keevanoo, 2014


 * "What the fuck?! I'm fighting a weird black-face monster!!" - Keevanoo, 2015


 * "Can you kill the fat guys with a pistol?!" - Rage Kage, 2015


 * "I'll be crying...but I'll whip out my dick!" - OG Kevin, 2015


 * "Oh, it's Thursday and I've got nothing to do! Might as well pull the plug on my friend who's a vegetable!" - OG Kevin, 2015 


 * "My life is like a pretentious art film." - OG Kevin, 2015


 * "I'ma bring my power glove." - Keevanoo, 2015


 * "You obtuse shitfuck." - K-Evan, 2015


 * "Speaking of irrelevant segways, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2." - Keevanoo, 2015


 * "So the takeaway from this conversation is don't send me dick pics and don't talk smack on Good Burger." - OG Kevin, 2015
 * "Butts in and around my mouth." - OG Kevin, repeated


 * "That was like, 'Twitter: the Song'." - Rage Kage, 2015
 * "Yaaaaa sassafras." - K-Evan, 2015
 * "He's like a shark who can smell a drop of pussy in an Olympic-sized swimming pool, and he will ditch me to acquire said puss." - OG Kevin, 2015