KMIE



 (Kitton Mitton Industrial Enterprises, abbreviated for convenience's sake.) was the original corporeal entity which all Kevins existing before late 2013, belonged to or worked under prior to its closure, due to... financial issues.

Origins
Kitton Mitton Industrial Enterprises was a corporeal entity formed in part by the two original Kevins, (referred to presently as Kevin_the_OG, and Keevanoo Reeves) and an ex-Kevin by the name of Tyrone, fired along with the closure of for industrial espionage. The company itself, is named after the skit featured in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, most commonly referred to as "Kitten Mittens".

Purpose & Corporate Detail
, while an omniscient entity in and of itself, still served as a business model for a period of time and as such, has a history of corporate affairs. While prominently classified, some matters of the business of have throughout the test of time, been leaked and can be discussed in this very article. For starters, the main export of throughout it's lifetime was, as apparent from it's name, a variety of Kitten Mittens as joked about in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Of course, because copyright claims and also racist jokes, this particular line of product was addressed as "Kitton Mittons", hence referring to the company's name. This line of product was eventually discontinued for classified reasons however, and after this failure, decided to retire from the manufacturing scheme of things. Shortly after, Tyrone, again a member and then-Kevin of had committed an act of corporate espionage tied back to the company, leading soon after to it's very disbanding.

Trivia

 * The period over which lasted marked the period of initiation of the most amount of Kevins in the entire canonical timeline of events as they've occurred. Prior to the creation of Kitton Mitton Industrial Enterprises, there were only four(/five, debatably) Kevins total, whereas in the aftermath, with the inclusion of ex-Kevins, there were seven(/eight).


 * Though was ultimately disbanded and almost all employee's of said corporation fired, few tend to remember that there was one Kevin brought on amidst the Kitton Mitton Industrial Enterprises era of rule, who although inactive, still remains a Kevin, as is exemplified on the KBFC main page. This member being Rasmus(/KevinCubed), as he was never technically fired.